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Tumblr (3.0; @cleveridiot)http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8fio3wpfr1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hmm…I Guess That’s Life</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1086355409http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1086355409Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:57:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8fimwUWtf1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well That’s A Handy Utensil To Have</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1086353076http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1086353076Wed, 08 Sep 2010 08:56:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l886ajNpCy1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>House Rules</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1063999923http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1063999923Sat, 04 Sep 2010 09:47:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84j1lAdVV1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ultimate Math Geek Necklace</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1053478377http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1053478377Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:32:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7yu9ewLY01qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Toking Milk Crate Man</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1036663620http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1036663620Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:48:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7yu8gXE2D1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bike vs. Car</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1036661715http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1036661715Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:48:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7wzyppmbA1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Insta-Quit Kit</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1030843730http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1030843730Sun, 29 Aug 2010 08:56:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7wzvzDYLD1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Text Editing In Real Life</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1030838434http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1030838434Sun, 29 Aug 2010 08:55:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7v6hyl3AP1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Be Careful Who You Moon</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1025163782http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1025163782Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:22:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7v6h1xxtQ1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Awesome Geek Cake</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1025162031http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1025162031Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:22:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7tapjmfm71qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pink Sign On The Right</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1019602196http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1019602196Fri, 27 Aug 2010 08:58:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rnmvNXdL1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Where’d That Darned Mouse Go?</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1014726582http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1014726582Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:42:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rg58n97z1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Leaning Tower Of Pisa…Wait, What?</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1014183050http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1014183050Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:00:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7pn8oOIXt1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Follow Your Dreams</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1008871843http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1008871843Wed, 25 Aug 2010 09:38:47 -0400<p><img height="276" width="299" src="http://i.imgur.com/8fpeJ.gif"/></p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1003710341http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1003710341Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:53:00 -0400<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/SwkrG.gif"/></p> <p>I&#8217;ve found his Great Grandson</p> <p> <object height="344" width="425"> <param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Afz6oTHAbo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" name="movie"><param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"><embed height="344" width="425" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Afz6oTHAbo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></embed></object> </p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1003700751http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1003700751Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:50:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7nvu4wqJL1qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Library Not Found</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1003697380http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/1003697380Tue, 24 Aug 2010 10:49:16 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uVu4Me_n91Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Amazing Poem Recital From 3-Year Old</strong></p> <p><span>The poem is <strong>Litany</strong> by Billy Collins. <br/><br/>“You are the bread and the knife,<br/>the crystal goblet and the wine.<br/>You are the dew on the morning grass<br/>and the burning wheel of the sun.<br/>You are the white apron of the baker,<br/>and the marsh birds suddenly in flight.<br/><br/>However, you are not the wind in the orchard,<br/>the plums on the counter,<br/>or the house of cards.<br/>And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.<br/>There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.<br/><br/>It is possible that you are the fish under the bridge,<br/>maybe even the pigeon on the general’s head,<br/>but you are not even close<br/>to being the field of cornflowers at dusk.<br/><br/>And a quick look in the mirror will show<br/>that you are neither the boots in the corner<br/>nor the boat asleep in its boathouse.<br/><br/>It might interest you to know,<br/>speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world,<br/>that I am the sound of rain on the roof.<br/><br/>I also happen to be the shooting star,<br/>the evening paper blowing down an alley<br/>and the basket of chestnuts on the kitchen table.<br/><br/>I am also the moon in the trees<br/>and the blind woman’s tea cup.<br/>But don’t worry, I’m not the bread and the knife.<br/>You are still the bread and the knife.<br/>You will always be the bread and the knife,<br/>not to mention the crystal goblet and—somehow—the wine.”</span></p> <p><span>Here is Billy doing it himself:</span></p> <p><span><br/></span></p> <p> <object height="306" width="500"> <param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/56Iq3PbSWZY?fs=1&hl=en_US" name="movie"><param value="true" name="allowFullScreen"><param value="always" name="allowscriptaccess"><embed height="306" width="500" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/56Iq3PbSWZY?fs=1&hl=en_US"></embed></object> </p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/998104175http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/998104175Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:50:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7k5bdViz01qcajtro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Note At A Buddhist Monastery</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/992865451http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/992865451Sun, 22 Aug 2010 10:23:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7i8mxAUzy1qcajtro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s not coincidental</p>http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/987508645http://cleveridiot.tumblr.com/post/987508645Sat, 21 Aug 2010 09:40:09 -0400